"#a maenad has to know what to serve with her wine" was the best tag to find below this post. Exactly what I was thinking.
The idea of hard and fast pairings is bunk, as indeed is the classifications of some of these varietals.
I worship Dionysus and do so because both theatre and wine are very important in how I make my living. Let me tell you, from the wine selling side of me, there is no rule for what should go with which varietal and really, single varietal wines are generally pisspoor as they exhibit zero finesse in the creation of the eventual wine.